September 2010
Am I the only person up this early on tumblr? I feel like a lame-ass loser…
Hm.
I do believe he is my best friend. And that is why I get up at 5:30 am so he can come over and we can go to school together. And that is why I give up rides almost everyday so we can walk home together and do things that delinquents do. We gonna get “some dollars” from my mom, so I can go to that one place and get a mango tapioca milk tea drink thingy, cuz its really delicious.
And I was like.
Dear jesus. Today was pretty much the best day evarrrrr! Not even gonna lies tos yous guys. Lol. We walked home and yeah, totally no drug deal at all there. Then it was herrraa hot so T was like, “Hey lets go get free water from Starbucks.” So we did. Best decision of the day. Met an awesome hippie guy, who asked me to play in his band. Pretty effin’ sick if you ask me. Gonna be...
Rofl.
Watching that movie today totally reminded me of when I watched it at Neena’s house with her. And she was all like you’re so weird stevie…. Just cuz it got to a scene, and so I picked up the remote and fast forwarded through it, and she was all like, “Wtf are you doing?” And i was like, “I have to fast-forward it… These kinds of scenes make me feel...
“Oh, I must confess, that I’ve fallen, unbelievabley head over heels. Yes, its quite ridiculous, the effect you have on me, makes me weak in the knees.”
Preacher Preacher by The League<3
This fool...
Fucking wakes me up at like 7 o’clock…. Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… Srsly nao???? Dayum maehn, could I just please get a little bit of sleep? Maybe? Please? Srsly. And after last night…. Pfft, omfg I just wanna pass out and sleep for a million hours. Fuck fool… I’m dying of a headache right now, and this fool comes in mah house, through mah...
Sad
I felt so terrible like I ruin people’s lives and fuck everybody’s shit up when you turned to me and you just glared at me like I was the devil… And then you said, “You got her addicted to drugs. If she never met you, if you never hung out together, she’d be fine, she’d be the cute perfect carefree kid she was a year ago. You fucked up her life. Maybe, maybe...
Today,
We were walking back to the locker room, and I was giving her a piggy back ride:
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Her: No… Why? .. Do you?
Me: Nothing.. Jw… No, I don’t… You should change that..
Her: Huh?
—Annoying chick interrupts—
Me: … Anyways… I was saying you should change that.
Her: Are you asking me out?
Me: … Yeah, kinda…
...
And I was like:
What the fuck, fatass. Stop chasing my dog.
Hehhh
So I am at home. And I’m eating a cup’o’noodles. Today was awesome. Before band I had anime club, we had pizza and watched FMA2. Then I had to get ready for band. And I went to band, daayyyuuuummmmmmmmmmm…. Our uniforms are herra hot. So I was walking around with my pe shirt on and the jumper, and Tonay was like, “Wtf. Why dost thou have lesbian pants?” I had to...
I’ve been waiting for you to wake up and realize that I’m not all that amazing. I’m waiting for you to stop saying such charming things to me that make me blush. I’m waiting for you to turn around and not look back at this fail part in your life. Every night, I fall asleep thinking that I’m gonna wake up and you’re gonna know what a blemish I am on your perfect...
Bitchfuckk.... Whatthecock?
Sooo, most eventful fucking part of my day. I’m sitting on my couch, watching Freaks and Geeks(Cuz I’m cool like that wtf?), and all of the sudden, I do a hurr flippy thingy, yaknow, that hurr flippy thingy I do constantly.. ANDOMFGMOTHERFUCKINGSATANBABYMAKINGJUICEORSOMESHITLIKETHATFUUUUU!! I got a hurr in my eye. It hurt so motherfucking bad. Ugh wtf, this shiet always, like,...
Okay!
This is the ultimatum that she gave me:
“Stevie, I will only be your friend under the conditions that you are not going to be contacting _____ or _____ ever again. I don’t want some bullshit promise that you aren’t going to keep, I want you to GENUINELY promise as a friend (if you’re going to continue being that) that you won’t speak to them again. I truly...
Fuck. I felt dumb in Body Tone today… Cuz like, I was being herrra lazy and was like, “Ummm fuck this… Imma just lie and say I don’t have my pe clothes today.” So I did. And I went back out to the basketball courts. Wtf cuz that asshat Mr. Birakos said we were gonna swim today. You fucking fuck…. So I had to walk laps in the herra fucking hot ass sun, with some...
Ummm... Ouch?
Best friend for past 9 years = Person I’ve done everything with. Who I love. Who I always will. Who I swear I think is the other half of my soul.
Stranger who is still unknown = Person who ruined that friendship.
Malicious rumors about me talking megashit on her and making fun of her = The how.
Seriously? What. The. Fuck? Just happened to my life?
You, you are a rational think things...
Shiiiieeeeetttt >w
@backwardbinoculars bitch you finally get a damn tumblr and stop using mine yeah! I<3you btw.
:D Yay.
I found a name for my turtles finally. His name shall be Sir Walter Awkward. And his brother will be Mr. Peter Pooter. Soooo… Awkward the Turtle =w=. Lol I feel witty. And I have no clue why, but I think Pooter is a cute name for a turtle. I wanted tiny little baby Cooter turtles, but then I was like noooo, I’ll get the easier ones to take care of. So I’m getting two Red...
