March 2010
I...
Feel like a pedophile, because of you. Thanks for that. I have morals, ya know…. One of them was “Don’t ever be a pedophile.” You ruined that. But I guess its okay;) Even though you’re only 14, and thats not much younger than me, I still feel weird and pedophile-ish.
For some people..
Actually only 2 haha
1) So uhhhh yeah…. Why did you kiss me? Like, was it just because I was there? Or do you like me? I would appreciate it if you told me….
2) If I had a chance with you, I would totally give up my standards of never being a pedophile, even though you’re only a year younger than me.
3) Please don’t talk shit about me behind my back, and then be hella...
Amazing Horse
“Look at my horse. My horse is amazing. Give it a lick.”
“Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.”
“With a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane, and then turns back again when you tug on its winky.”
“Eww thats dirty.”
“Do you really think so? Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made. Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet...
hello there: eww lmfao →
MANTECA, CA - A Sierra High School teacher has turned himself in to police, facing charges of unlawful sex with a student, according to authorities.
Jeffrey Maurer, 43, of Livermore, is on paid administrative leave from the high school while administration officials investigate allegations he had…
awww my sister had him as a teacher. she says, “Free Maurer! He’s the biggest...
Honestly, I'm terrified...
This is truly the most difficult thing for me to do. To stand up in front of a crowd, and give them an account of my life the past few years. To tell everybody the emotions I’ve felt, the pain, all my secrets I’ve held close. To scream and fight for my own justice inside, while outside I preach for that others, of course including myself in that mix. To voice my heart’s cries for...
I have so much to say to you..
1) I’m glad we never talk, so I don’t have a chance to fuck up around you. So I don’t have a chance to be angry around you and make you hate me, because that’s what I do. I take my anger out on the people around me. And if I ever yelled at you, I would absolutely hate myself. So I’m hurting myself so I don’t hate myself. I stay...
Yeah, I should probably stop eating after all that food I ate last night(stupid junkfoojourney made me a fattie T.T) but I’m too lazy to get up and put these chips away. So I’ll just keep eating them wtf. I feel like a fathead…
Soggy bottom boys
idkhali:
steviehabiger:
idkhali:
kudos for who knows what movie this is in :D
I’m a man of constant sorrow. I frikkin love that movie lol.
its actually “oh brother where art thou’” LOL
lol i know what movie name it is. i was saying the song title o_O
Soggy bottom boys
idkhali:
kudos for who knows what movie this is in :D
I’m a man of constant sorrow. I frikkin love that movie lol.
Lol XD I keep forgetting I have this duct tape across my chest that says “I’M A FLAMING QUEER!” So I keep freaking out when I look in the mirror, and I could totally just take it off, but 1)I’m too lazy, and 2)I’ll miss it when it’s gone, cuz today was super fun. Lol, I could be lost in Modesto right now, because of Megan’s frikkin stupidass GPS Lisa(I...
Iffff....
I could throw stuff through my phone, you would have a stapler stuck to the side of your head, you bitch. But… You’re my bitch, so its all cool :p <3
I make myself lol..
Have you ever said the word nigger or ‘nigga’ , looked around for black people, and then say sorry to them? And they have no idea what you’re talkin about? Cuz I said nigger in my head, and then felt like I had to apologize to this kid I don’t even know, because he’s black. Nigger has become way too much of a derogatory term. But srsly… I feel retarded for that....
Go ahead, keep fucking talking bitch. Keep mumbling shit about me when you think I can’t hear you. You just go right on ahead and keep being that FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT that you are. But you better fucking keep in the back of that puny thing you call a mind, that I WILL fucking kick your goddamn ass one day. I will sink my fist so far into that disgustingly fat face of yours, that you...
